Mistymay's Meanderings

doctorwho:

The most effective pick up line in all of time and space

mybelovedcheshire:

#his own name is his pickup line

lostwiginity:

It can’t end like this. You and me, all the things we’ve done? I want you by my side. We’re brothers, you and I.

Watching the MTV awards with my brother and he’s seeing imaginary Gingers.

harvestmoonmeme:

Take Chicken to Bed With You : Wife Doesn’t Mind

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I am going to assume you wish me to remove them and I will say now that you will not have your way. -Loki

I suppose we could always just lower them slightly but I’m not responsible for any stains. -Jack

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Is your every thought of sex?

You are wearing tight leather pants. I can’t really be blamed. -Jack

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I am going to kill you. -Loki

With sex? -Jack

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You are beneath me and will gain nothing but pain from any part of me. -Loki

Oh so you want to top? I’ll gladly be beneath you and I’m sure we can alleviate any amount of pain with a generous helping of lubrication. -Jack

harvestmoonmeme:

Marry a Doctor. Have to go another doctor to find out that you are pregnant.

spamsterlady:

hemogobblin replied to your post: If Loki looks the wrong way at a miniature horse, does that count as pedophilia?

Aww, you spent time admiring my face! That’s cute! I’d say that someone has a crush, but I don’t think I’m your type. I hear it takes a real *beast* to get you down on all fours. - The Master

And yet it takes so little to get you on yours. -Loki